CEO Up and Down Nig LTD 4

My Goodness!!! Mr Ibo Man Client would have to wait! A telephone call had just come through and it was one of those phone calls you wished you hadn’t answered or at least answered when you could deal with the situation properly! But you can’t start choosing what calls to answer, can you?

Up and Down Nigeria LTD naturally had a web hosting service. A re-seller service which they had just recently closed up in exchange for their own self-owned web hosting service! This move necessitated the transfer of all websites being hosted on the former service to this new self-owned service! It was no mean feat! There were over fifty websites on the former host and moving all those websites to the new host was one task that had to be handled with such care or else, Mr Client from somewhere would check his website and would see a blank screen.

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CEO Up and Down Nig LTD 3

The BRT queue was as long as from victoria island to ketu! And to make matters worse, there wasn’t a single BRT bus in sight! What to do, what to do! In this business, there’s no time wasting! Thinking on your feet becomes a reflex action! It would have to be the other buses!

Not very palatable, but it was the only option available… I won’t bore you with the gory details of the conductor and passenger trouble that happened on our way! That’s a story for another day!

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CEO Up and Down Nig LTD 2

Soon, we reached my destination! As I alighted I asked Mr Rider how much my fare was! I shouldn’t have!
Mr Rider: Na 300 oga
CEO: tiree wetin? I was mad! The fare was 150 per person
Mr Rider: oga I tell you befo you enta o. Na why I no carry anoda passenja o.
CEO: Whish time you tell me? Me I no yeah anytin o… (I was on the phone as I got on his bike and by this time we were already frowning daggers at each other)
me I no fit give you 300 o… from where to where? Na today?
Mr Rider: Oga I no go gree o… If to say you tell me, I fo stop carray anoda pesin join you, I no fo carry only you….

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CEO Up and Down Nig LTD 1

Its morning and the rush hour is just beginning to ebb. I have a few places to touch before heading back home. As CEO of Up and Down Nig LTD,…

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I’ll be your moonshine.
I’ll be your silverlight.
I’ll be here when you need me.
I’ll be there when you need me.
I’ll fan that light spark.
I’ll fan it ablaze.
I’ll let your hair down.
I’ll play the music to your dance.
I’ll dance it with you.

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On Earth Where I Come From

On earth where i come from,
The people are queer!
The women scarcely wear clothes while the men tend to wear too many.

The children are so educated
You wonder where they learn it all.
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